Words Women Use

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm.
This means “something”. And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begins with “NOTHING” usually ends in “FINE”

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it !!

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal-statement often misunderstood by men.
A “LOUD SIGH” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting time standing here and arguing with you over “NOTHING”

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.
“THAT'S OKAY” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding when and how you will pay for your mistakes

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it and faint. Just say you’re welcome

WHATEVER
This is a woman’s way to say @#$% YOU !!!



*email from my old friend*
*Be carefull guys.. listen to her attentively..watch her body languange.. or else you will get the wrong message..lolz*




Salam Damai.
Kampanye Damai Pemilu Indonesia 2009.